Tuesday, March 11, 2008

im ready to take on Jane Austin and Edward the Confessor at the same time.

This Youtube gem from the PBS feature "The Anti-Americans", shows a group of snobby British people sitting around "critiquing" the US. Here are some zingers the limeys throw at us.



"America is the first nation to come from barbarians"

-This is fucking news to me. I was always taught that the 13 colonies were founded by the British. So are you calling the British Empire barbarians? Well Ireland, India, China, Pakistan, Israel, Afghanistan, Pakistan and Bangladesh and the many other cultures the British Empire screwed up agrees with you.

"They skipped the Civilized bit and went straight to Consumerism"

-What in the the name of Winston Churchill's taint are they talking about? American Culture is quite refined. From the art of Charles Willson Peale in the 17
00's, and the writing of Edgar Allen Poe and Walt Whitman in the 1800's. To the music of Aaron Copeland and New Jerseys own Bruce Springsteen in the last century. How can you not say American culture is not civilized? I can list American gifts to Western Civilization for the next 15 years....eat a dick pricks.

"The whole of blue collar America liked Bush because they are inarticulate and not very educated as well"

-This one really gets under my skin. Albeit I am not the biggest fan of the Bush Administration but how can you make such a broad statement? Just because your a blue collar worker doesn't mean your some gun tooting yahoo. I firmly believe most people who voted for Bush had valid reasons. From wanting more national security to protecting the right to life. While we may not agree with them, we cant attack their intelligence. These idiots hold the American middle class in the same way Louis the XVI held the French Peasantry in contempt before the French Revolution.

"The scary thing is the naivety and the ignorance of the American people in relation to their politicians."
-I can think of only one thing to one up this motherfucker. ELECT CAMACHO FOR SPITE....South Carolina what up!












"If the Idiot Society just wants a car, a television and you know a sort of selfishness then why should they have interest in politics"

-The lady in the pearl necklace(tee hee hee) just went off on us. But again with calling America a stupid society. The simple fact that America is the most religious developed nation gives credit to the idea that we are not selfish and infact have our eyes set on high goals and virtue. Btw guess what selfish idiot nation gives the most aid to the 3rd world out of EVERY single nation on the globe.

"Bush is much smarter then we think"

-No he is not, your just stupid, pompous Eurotrash.

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