Pontifex Maximus Tony Hawkis

Since most of my NCAA pics are going down the toilet.I decided to look at pictures of Churches to get in the Easter Spirit. On the Diocese of New York website, they however,have a special page to design a skateboard, in honor of Pope Bendict's visit to the Big Apple next month. This struck me as wierd, but then I remembered who the former Vicar of Christ entertained at the Vatican.


Breakdancing For The Pope - The funniest bloopers are right here

Pictured.....one of the skateboards that could impress an 80 year old German.

Words of Wisdom

For the past two years of my life, I have been engaged in a great struggle to conquer the beast known as Community College. The place I study in this bastion of learning is the bottom of the little used (unless you count Indians making out in the bathroom) Library. Anyway yesterday I decided to jot down some sayings that graced the walls of the library, no doubt written by Prophets
Let each line wash over you like a cool breeze......

"Fuck you MCC, I have 2 dicks ....take Eng 011"......I am shocked this person is in a non-credit class.


"I like to poop more then anyone"


"I eat herpes"


"The Beatles LIVE! at my house"


"Free fellatio call 911"


"I love Smoking Crack does that make me a crack head?"



listen to this song while you read these masterpieces....it adds to the ambiance.

my FEARLESS prediction

I shit the bed in the 10,000....lets not talk about that

but....you heard it here first....CORNELL OVER STANFORD(always pick the Ancient 8 in the first round)..........................enjoy your Saint Patricks Day everyone.....



videoed- John Wayne throwing around his women ,fighting some drunken Mick.

Poets Corner...The ode to the 10,000 meter run

"the first cold shower
even the monkey seems to want
a little coat of straw".....that isnt my own work. I found it on the Wikipedia on Haiku's. Any monkey reference gets automatic play on my blog....heres mine about the upcoming 10,000 meter run.....

"Skinny track girls notice
my wang is poking through my shorts
25 laps SHAME!"
.....a full report of my battle with the man-beast that is the 10,000 meter run tomorrow evening.
videoed-Excellent distance running music

Me and English Soccer Star Peter Crouch....Brothers?

You decide!

The Chinese are good at scary Youtube videos

If the opening ceremonies of the Olympic Games this year are as organized as this, I will have to wear "depends". How can we protect our spot as the top dawg in the world, when the Chinese are soooo good at flag raising ceremonies? Boy Scout Troop 33 better work on hoisting that flag in front of the Church to get to this level.

Bad Ass Classical Art and Music of the week

The great French painter Jacques-Louis David painted this in 1793. It shows the murdered French Revolutionary leader Jean-Paul Marat, laying in a tub after being murdered by a follower of the opposing political party. Theres something that always caught my eye about this painting. I think its because it shows that even the most radical and outspoken of people is rendered silent by death.

















The classical music for this week is on a lighter note......ITS THE 1812 OVERTURE MOTHERFUCKERS

im ready to take on Jane Austin and Edward the Confessor at the same time.

This Youtube gem from the PBS feature "The Anti-Americans", shows a group of snobby British people sitting around "critiquing" the US. Here are some zingers the limeys throw at us.



"America is the first nation to come from barbarians"

-This is fucking news to me. I was always taught that the 13 colonies were founded by the British. So are you calling the British Empire barbarians? Well Ireland, India, China, Pakistan, Israel, Afghanistan, Pakistan and Bangladesh and the many other cultures the British Empire screwed up agrees with you.

"They skipped the Civilized bit and went straight to Consumerism"

-What in the the name of Winston Churchill's taint are they talking about? American Culture is quite refined. From the art of Charles Willson Peale in the 1700's, and the writing of Edgar Allen Poe and Walt Whitman in the 1800's. To the music of Aaron Copeland and New Jerseys own Bruce Springsteen in the last century. How can you not say American culture is not civilized? I can list American gifts to Western Civilization for the next 15 years....eat a dick pricks.

"The whole of blue collar America liked Bush because they are inarticulate and not very educated as well"

-This one really gets under my skin. Albeit I am not the biggest fan of the Bush Administration but how can you make such a broad statement? Just because your a blue collar worker doesn't mean your some gun tooting yahoo. I firmly believe most people who voted for Bush had valid reasons. From wanting more national security to protecting the right to life. While we may not agree with them, we cant attack their intelligence. These idiots hold the American middle class in the same way Louis the XVI held the French Peasantry in contempt before the French Revolution.

"The scary thing is the naivety and the ignorance of the American people in relation to their politicians."
-I can think of only one thing to one up this motherfucker. ELECT CAMACHO FOR SPITE....South Carolina what up!












"If the Idiot Society just wants a car, a television and you know a sort of selfishness then why should they have interest in politics"

-The lady in the pearl necklace(tee hee hee) just went off on us. But again with calling America a stupid society. The simple fact that America is the most religious developed nation gives credit to the idea that we are not selfish and infact have our eyes set on high goals and virtue. Btw guess what selfish idiot nation gives the most aid to the 3rd world out of EVERY single nation on the globe.

"Bush is much smarter then we think"

-No he is not, your just stupid, pompous Eurotrash.

Welcome to the Hub City, Kurt Cobain!

According to insane/washed up rocker Courtney Love,her ex husbands identity and information has been stolen.Yet the amazing part of this story is that according to her... "I did a check on my deceased husband’s social security number and he has a house in New Brunswick, New Jersey. He bought it last year." I will give 20$ to ANYONE who finds a 3.3 million dollar house in New Brunswick.
http://perezhilton.com/2008-03-08-kurt-cobain-back-from-the-dead





"My insane still living wife sent my ghost to old Rutgers...."

Eliot Spitzer Pimpin' all over the world(from Buffalo to Long Island!)

"Because a Pimps love is a special kind of love"




pictured-2 famous John's(Prince John of England and soon to be former NY Gov Spitzer