to the hands of the Fightin' Micks and hearing the ND fans go nuts for beating a team that was 2-11 in league........i thought to myself "how douchey are they!"This made me think..what are the Douchiest Colleges in the nation? Now surely ND is up there simply because of their "privileged" football program. Yet I believe 5 universities have separated themselves from rest of the pack in terms of Doucheyness.
5.The New School(Manhattan)- Do you have a smug sense of satisfaction? Does your family live in Connecticut? Finally do your parents have 40k a year for you to live in Manhattan? Then the Eugene Lang College or the "New School" is the place for you! With the school boasting that students are "more urban, academic, and aware than your average college student." The New School is a perfect place for a rich/smug suburbanite to read Ayn Rand and develop a sense of style,humor and spirituality based on irony. If the New School was a person it would be the dude at the party who brought a guitar then played Guster and talked about how "real" he was till he was balls deep in your girlfriend.
4.George Washington University(D.C)- When I attended High School there was a special class called "IPLE" which was basically a debating society that fooled 17 year olds that they could change the world. While most of these people were down to earth and friendly, others were not. Some would walk around and debate economics and politics and snub those who were more concerned with I don't know...being a teenager. Well G.W must be the fucking mothership for these people. I suppose the D.C location and the need to concern themselves with the corruption that is American Government is the main pull. This does not however explain the need to spend over $50,000 a year on college. The price alone of G.W makes it a douchey place.
3.Harvard/Yale and the entire Ivy League......One only needs to look at the lyrics to Harvard's fight song
- llegitimum non carborundum;
- Domine salvum fac.
- Illegitimum non Carborundum;
- Domine salvum fac.
- Gaudeamus igitur!
- Veritas non sequitur?
- Illegitimum non carborundum -- ipso facto!
- Ten thousand men of Harvard want vict'ry today,
- For they know that o'er old Eli
- Fair Harvard holds sway.
- So then we'll conquer old Eli's men,
- And when the game ends, we'll sing again:
- Ten thousand men of Harvard gained vict'ry today!
Pictured-The Princeton Pep Band playing a song that you as a dumb asshole wouldn't get as a subtle jab at organized religion.
2.Community College(anytown USA) - I know I know I am currently attending a Community College which makes me sound bitter and jealous about all the other Colleges. But let me tell you Community College is purgatory. Some students at Community College are hardworking and just trying to get through life. While others make a mockery of education in America.Every new semester we have a "club fair" in the college cafeteria to try to attract interest in our humble commuter school nestled between the NJ turnpike and a landfill. Most times they have a DJ play music to make the mood easier. Yet I have seen over 20 douchebag guys take this as signal to grind with random women once the Rhianna remixes start. This makes me sick and ashamed, the community college jokes are justified.
Drum Roll please.........................................
1. Arizona State(Phoenix) -It must be Arizona States motto that says "Give me your cocky and arrogant frat dudes yearning to watch shitty PAC-10 sports."This desert mecca of leathery tanned skin fucktards and the bimbos that love them must attract douches from across the county. While The New School may be the beacon for all the smug hipsters in the world. Arizona State must be the opposite for the flakey, frat joining scrotum's that helps the southwestern state school take the crown.
Go Sun Devils?
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