I was not going to write anything today, because I have to study for a test. Yet this was too juicy to pass up. The Relevant Church out of you guessed it Florida, wants married couples to have sex for 30 days straight. This task is right out of National Lampoons "Van Wilder" or "Beta-House", someone alert Dane Cook and begin the reanimation of Tara Reed! The reasoning by the Church was the 50% divorce rate in the country. So by the rationale of The Relevant Church.....Sex=Problem solving
Other topics Sex can solve.
1. Teacher giving you problems- Why not make a pass at your Chemistry teacher for that extra 10 points after all Chem-is-try!
2.Family problems-(Only works below Mason-Dixon Line and Utah)
3.Spectator sports-Team cant score in the clutch? Hardcore masturbation in the stands may be just what the doctor ordered!
Videoedededed- According to this video ,Evangelical Sex is a series of red flashes of distressed people that may or may not cause seizures.
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