IM BACK MOTHER FUCKERS

I CAN HAVE PARTY NOW REALLY?!

Pontifex Maximus Tony Hawkis

Since most of my NCAA pics are going down the toilet.I decided to look at pictures of Churches to get in the Easter Spirit. On the Diocese of New York website, they however,have a special page to design a skateboard, in honor of Pope Bendict's visit to the Big Apple next month. This struck me as wierd, but then I remembered who the former Vicar of Christ entertained at the Vatican.


Breakdancing For The Pope - The funniest bloopers are right here

Pictured.....one of the skateboards that could impress an 80 year old German.

Words of Wisdom

For the past two years of my life, I have been engaged in a great struggle to conquer the beast known as Community College. The place I study in this bastion of learning is the bottom of the little used (unless you count Indians making out in the bathroom) Library. Anyway yesterday I decided to jot down some sayings that graced the walls of the library, no doubt written by Prophets
Let each line wash over you like a cool breeze......

"Fuck you MCC, I have 2 dicks ....take Eng 011"......I am shocked this person is in a non-credit class.


"I like to poop more then anyone"


"I eat herpes"


"The Beatles LIVE! at my house"


"Free fellatio call 911"


"I love Smoking Crack does that make me a crack head?"



listen to this song while you read these masterpieces....it adds to the ambiance.

my FEARLESS prediction

I shit the bed in the 10,000....lets not talk about that

but....you heard it here first....CORNELL OVER STANFORD(always pick the Ancient 8 in the first round)..........................enjoy your Saint Patricks Day everyone.....



videoed- John Wayne throwing around his women ,fighting some drunken Mick.

Poets Corner...The ode to the 10,000 meter run

"the first cold shower
even the monkey seems to want
a little coat of straw".....that isnt my own work. I found it on the Wikipedia on Haiku's. Any monkey reference gets automatic play on my blog....heres mine about the upcoming 10,000 meter run.....

"Skinny track girls notice
my wang is poking through my shorts
25 laps SHAME!"
.....a full report of my battle with the man-beast that is the 10,000 meter run tomorrow evening.
videoed-Excellent distance running music

Me and English Soccer Star Peter Crouch....Brothers?

You decide!

The Chinese are good at scary Youtube videos

If the opening ceremonies of the Olympic Games this year are as organized as this, I will have to wear "depends". How can we protect our spot as the top dawg in the world, when the Chinese are soooo good at flag raising ceremonies? Boy Scout Troop 33 better work on hoisting that flag in front of the Church to get to this level.